I took a plane ride yesterday. The flight was at 5:30am and I was wearing a drenched shirt, because I took it out of the washing machine early. On the flight a few things happened:
The guy in front of me was watching a TV show where cars get crushed. It was literally one-after-another ‘car crushing’ for an hour... I’m talking over 500 cars crushed. He also crushed about 2 litres of OJ. Absolute animal.
To my front right, there was a 55 year old male fast asleep whilst listening to ACDC 'Thunderstruck' on loop. Absolute animal.
To my direct right was a man who should compete as a professional eater. He ate a slice of pizza in 20 seconds. Absolute animal.
And then... to my left were two Japanese tourists who were also fast asleep. I think I captured the plane trip with the below photo and caption: