Yesterday a homeless man approached my car. I thought he was going to ask for money, but he said "are you on Neighbours?" I said "yeah mate". He said "Rory is naughty. You are my favourite actor on the show". I said "thanks very much bro", and gave him $2 for the compliment. The homeless dude exhibited a flawless sales technique.
And for anyone wondering where a homeless man watches TV... apparently he'd just spent a week in hospital with a TV. He's said he's all good, but misses the TV.