Royal Guard

by Ash Williams

October 2013, Los Angeles: The Royal Wedding is this weekend so it reminded me that I was once a Royal Guard. I was getting paid $35 p/h to stand still and essentially be a statue - the easiest way to do this is to fall asleep with your eyes open. After the first day I called the boss and said "listen, I'm gonna need $45 p/h because people keep punching me in the balls". The boss agreed to my demands. From then on, I wore a cricket box for protection. See some pics below: 

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